What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
15.06.2025 00:35
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
What is so great about Jiraiya?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
How can I get my ex-husband to love me again?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
He : Then let's have some coffee
Me : I don't drink coffee also
He : I'm 24.
Me : I don't drink
Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Has anyone ever participated in a gang bang and what was it like?
He : Tea ?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Me : Because it's month of August.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
What is your language's pangram?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Can a Trump supporter explain what was wrong with what Bishop Budde said to Donald Trump?
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Why do some people enjoy being dominated?
Me : No
Me : Sure.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Me : Thank you.
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.